Polly (my wife) and I sometimes puff up like a puffer fish (with pride, not alarm) when we remember that we got a love compatibility score of 33 out of 36 when our horoscopes were matched. For those who are not faint hearted, horoscope matching used to be a complicated process which required an astrologer … Continue reading »
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Facebook photos uploading etiquettes
A lot of people go on holidays so that they could upload pictures on Facebook for various reasons. Enjoying with their family is the last thing on their mind. The reasons for uploading photos might vary from – Making their friends jealous (Hey! Look at me! I am hanging in the air upside down! Stare … Continue reading »
The Horny Indian
No matter how much we try to hide a coupling couple by moving the camera away from the bed as they settle beneath the flower printed bed sheet or by bringing two flowers shaking vigorously suddenly in front of the camera, we cannot snuff out our Kamasutra connections. We are 1.21 billion people who have … Continue reading »
Randomizer strikes back
I think that the Pink Chaddi Campaign is the best bloody thing which has happened in India since our independence. Although, ironically, the presence of such a campaign means that ”Independence” is still just on papers because we are still being bullied. All the freedom fighters who gave their blood and sacrificed their lives must be crying … Continue reading »
A Capsule for Amnesia
“itni shiddat se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai ki har zarre ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai” (Its a poetic version of – When you really want something, the whole universe conspires to take you to your goal) I know this dialogue has nothing to do with the “capsules for Amnesia”, … Continue reading »
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to lose a guy
A friend of mine who is a dab hand at talking non stop about the evils of arranged marriages once asked me – “How will you know a girl in a ten minutes meeting? Look at me. If a guy comes to see me, will he ever come to know in those ten minutes that … Continue reading »
The Nebula Mindspin – Story and Epilogue
The Nebula Mindspin turned out to be a complete mindspin largely because my mind started spinning when I read the 20 comments which created the story. There were numerous dreams within dreams. Gandalf finally did his strip dance and Someone had the audacity to kill poor Kareena. The devil slipped over the hero’s pee which … Continue reading »
On my journey home…
…I see the sunlight changing colours on Zadie Smith’s White Teeth, from bright yellow to orange to twilight, till I could not read it anymore. …I see airplanes taking off and making grumbling sounds as they pass over the bus, destined to go way above the clouds. …I see a woman begging with a new … Continue reading »
The Nebula Mindspin
I got the idea of this post from an amazing post from Ashish, the Geek Wrestler, who a few days back wrestled the urge to empty his bladder. Sorry my Lord, couldn’t help it. So I am inspired(by his post, that is) and thus I am taking the liberty of using it. If you really … Continue reading »
The I and The Muzik
The I Meme Nova tagged me for this meme. Here it goes. i am: vulnerable yet strong, emotional yet ruthless, happy yet sad, afraid yet fearless, surreptitious yet open and Einstein yet Bush. i think: there is always a reason behind everything, that we are all part of a bigger scheme of things. i know: that life is beautiful. i want: to break free, … Continue reading »
Your Jaw drops when…
…you notice a guy in your office who is wearing a white shirt with sky blue polka dots on it. A FORMAL SHIRT WITH POLKA DOTS!!! …you wake up in the middle of the night and find two of your best friends(a boy and a girl of course) kissing. They are sitting next to you … Continue reading »
Laughter Funds
Have you ever come across a situation when you want to laugh out loud but somehow have to hold yourself back because you know that if you start laughing You will fall off the chair. Collect the whole staff in the office. Your cachinnation might crack the glass door. You might choke yourself while tears … Continue reading »
Chennai Super Kings vs Delhi Daredevils : The Stadium Effect
It has been quite a while since Amit has seen a cricket match from the “toss” to the “man of the match”. IPL tried to reinstate the dying flame of his interests and has been moderately successful. So, when the prospect of watching a live match in a stadium presented itself, he was as dauntless … Continue reading »
Dear God
Innocence is at display in the messages written to GOD. After relishing the messages, try to be a child and come up with your own set of messages or questions. Let’s see who is still a child at heart. Social Bookmarks : :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: ::
Murder of English
Stumbled upon these pictures. Couldn’t stop myself from sharing them. I would love to know how to do that…. We can’t even if we want to….believe us!!! Ahem!!! Ahem!!! Very very generous. I always had a liking for R. Some deck it must be. This guy firmly believes in ghosts. We will be. Don’t … Continue reading »
